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aloof ~ a hot air balloon puff that floats away, fl
oats off; a fluffy puff; an E, an N, a Fluff, a Puff
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| Writer's Block: Talking Ducks |
[09 Jun 2009|04:28pm] |
Pepe Le Pew's entire reason for being was to harass a pretty skunk girl who, despite her repeated attempts, could not quite get him to fuck off. So, him! (This is only as I recall. Perhap she was a total tease!)
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[02 Jun 2009|04:40pm] |
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I just had a ketchup sandwich. Hopefully I have fully satisfied my bizarre craving and that never has to happen again.
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[26 Apr 2009|01:59am] |
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I'm so tired of uncompassionate people.
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[10 Mar 2009|07:03pm] |
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There are not enough muffins in a mini muffin bag.
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[28 Feb 2009|02:18am] |
Seriously.
I am urged to make a video similar to this, juxtaposing the 'ABORTION HOLOCAUST' with the 'ACTUAL HOLOCAUST'
and so many others of people butchering meanings of language and trivializing serious issues to push their bigoted agendas. So fucking TIRED.
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[20 Feb 2009|02:30pm] |
Do people who wear glasses have to take their glasses off when they cry?
also, you would poke yourself in the eye less.
If so, my dream person was right....
people with glasses do cry less.
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[14 Feb 2009|01:00pm] |
oomgggzzzz u guyz it r valentin day & my bf onli called me lik 5 times since this m0rning to say he luv me um that's nto enough doeshe lyk not kno wut day it is???????
HAALLLOOOO it r VALENTIN DAY
omg i didnt kno wut to get him so lol i got him a teddy bear XOXO
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[03 Feb 2009|03:31am] |
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Language has meaning that exists OUTSIDE of the dictionary definition of words. Open your fucking ears.
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[28 Jan 2009|05:36pm] |
I think my drive home just now was more scary to me than my car accident.
I'm never driving in the rain again. Seriously.
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| Kitty Prozac anyone? |
[07 Jan 2009|07:33pm] |
There's this orange and white striped cat always snooping around outside my house and whenever I come home, he looks at me like I'm annoying him. Excuse me, this is MY PORCH you're taking a nap on. WHY do cats think they are entitled to lounge around on my property and not even ask me or INVITE ME at the least? And to give me a dirty look, like he wants me to go away, when I come back to MY HOUSE. The NERVE!
Then there's this gray cat that's always stalking me. I try to let her know I'm friendly and I never approach her suddenly, but as soon as I turn around and let her know I actually am aware that she's following me, she darts. I bet she's thinking "What a creep!" Well look who's following who, cat! Take a look in the mirror. That's all I have to say.
And then there's SUICIDAL KITTY, who only shows up at night, and who just lays in my driveway waiting for me to come home. Won't move until I beep my horn at it several times, and even then, it walks off slowly with its head down and sits on my grass like it's brooding over the fact that I didn't just run it over. I'm GOING TO one day if it doesn't get a fucking grip! It's a fucking black cat and it blends in with my driveway.
There's also two others who don't make such regular appearances. They won't let me befriend them either.
How do I reach these cats?!
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